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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:05 am 
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Jumanji 2 (or is it 3?)

I'll give it three pucks. Wife wanted to do something fun yesterday so that's what we settled for. Perfectly enjoyable popcorn fair.

The best part is having the Rock and Awkwafina do their best Danny DeVito impressions, which you'll understand once you see the film.

And yes, they're already hinting at a third (or is it the fourth?) film in the post-credits scene.


I saw the "first" one the other night. The Rock & Karen Gillan did a great job of acting like self-conscious nerds. Kevin Hart didn't act like anyone but Kevin Hart. Funny, but not the character he should have played. Jack Black was awesome in his role.

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I saw the "first" one the other night. The Rock & Karen Gillan did a great job of acting like self-conscious nerds. Kevin Hart didn't act like anyone but Kevin Hart. Funny, but not the character he should have played. Jack Black was awesome in his role.


Yeah, it's kinda awkward in the 2nd one because Kevin Hart has to restrain himself playing Danny Glover, and Jack Black is playing Kevin Hart's role. You'll just have to see it.

The next film implies that everyone might be on screen together, now that'll be interesting.


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I saw the "first" one the other night. The Rock & Karen Gillan did a great job of acting like self-conscious nerds. Kevin Hart didn't act like anyone but Kevin Hart. Funny, but not the character he should have played. Jack Black was awesome in his role.


Yeah, it's kinda awkward in the 2nd one because Kevin Hart has to restrain himself playing Danny Glover, and Jack Black is playing Kevin Hart's role. You'll just have to see it.

The next film implies that everyone might be on screen together, now that'll be interesting.


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I remember there being some uproar over the Hobbit- Desolation of Smaug. Watched it today (finally). I don't necessarily mind the she-elf character, but the complete changes from the original story- WTF?

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I remember there being some uproar over the Hobbit- Desolation of Smaug. Watched it today (finally). I don't necessarily mind the she-elf character, but the complete changes from the original story- WTF?


There had to be changes. It was a tiny little book that they milked into a 3 movie cash cow. Two might of been okay but 3 movies just bored the hell out of me.

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I barely made it through the first one. Jackson shoved soooooo much shit in there I just felt overwhelmed. That should’ve been ONE film. And it would’ve been fantastic.


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I barely made it through the first one. Jackson shoved soooooo much shit in there I just felt overwhelmed. That should’ve been ONE film. And it would’ve been fantastic.


I was explaining all of this to my kids. The Hobbit is about a 10 hour book, and was made into about 8 hours worth of movies. Each LOTR book is about 20 hours and was squished into a 2.5 hour movie. WTF Jackson?

I kind of liked Jackson adding in the counsels with Elrond, Galadriel, Saruman and Gandalf. They're alluded to in the books, but never really discussed. But there are so many basic things missing that wouldn't take time. The dwarves all wearing their proper colored cloaks for one. And the makeup on some of them. What the fucking fuck?

I've still got one more Hobbit movie to go, and Miss18.2 should finish Fellowship tomorrow so we can watch that too. Big sister hated The Hobbit book but kind of liked the movies so far. She never read any of LOTR after hating The Hobbit so much. I told her she'd have to read the LOTR books to watch the movies. :lol:

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I dunno, the Hobbit's got a LOT of stuff shoved in there, but I just don't think many of the characters outside of Gandalf, Bilbo, and Thorin are all that engaging. The majority of the dwarves are completely indiscernible from one another, and that's kind of the point. I suppose I can give Jackson some credit for trying to give them personalities but...eh, I don't know if it was necessary.

The one scene I actually would like to see is when Bilbo rescues everyone from the spiders. I bet that was at least visually engaging, hopefully not nearly as overwrought as virtually everything in that first movie. That scene where they're just cartoonishly running around underground trying to get away from the goblin with the giant double chin was just absurd, and not in a good way.


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I dunno, the Hobbit's got a LOT of stuff shoved in there, but I just don't think many of the characters outside of Gandalf, Bilbo, and Thorin are all that engaging. The majority of the dwarves are completely indiscernible from one another, and that's kind of the point. I suppose I can give Jackson some credit for trying to give them personalities but...eh, I don't know if it was necessary.

The one scene I actually would like to see is when Bilbo rescues everyone from the spiders. I bet that was at least visually engaging, hopefully not nearly as overwrought as virtually everything in that first movie. That scene where they're just cartoonishly running around underground trying to get away from the goblin with the giant double chin was just absurd, and not in a good way.


The spider scene is in it. It's not as drawn out as in the book, and thankfully doesn't involve him singing at the spiders.

The big goblin was just dumb. He should have been horrifying and intimidating, not laughable. I found all the goblins to be goofy. That scene should have been scary. Oh well.

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Alita: Battle Angel

Man I sure liked this movie. Maybe because I didn't expect much. Supporting cast of Christoph Waltz, Jennifer Connelly, Mahershala Ali, hard to go wrong with that. And the storyline was just superb.

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Bad Times at the El Royale

Finally got around to seeing this. Given the incredible cast you'd have thought this one would've garnered more buzz.

Period piece set in 1969 in a hotel right on the California/Nevada border. It stars Jon Hamm, Nick Offerman, Jeff Bridges, Dakota Johnson, Chris Hemsworth and Lewis Pullman (son of Bill, y'know...Lone Star). It also stars Cynthia Erivo, whom I believe is the only woman of color up for ANYTHING in this year's Oscars (way to go Hollywood).

The film is a little too long, but it's worth it to listen to Erivo sing. Rumor has it the director was trying to get Beyonce for her role, which would've been a shame because Queen B's vocals wouldn't have even come close to hers. I think the wife also enjoyed seeing Thor slink around the room with an open shirt and impossibly low low-rise jeans, even though he's the principal villain of the whole thing. It's fun, and makes good use of it's stellar cast, though given the beautiful setting, the hard-boiled plot, and the caliber of talent involved, you're expecting just a little more.

Two-and-a-half pucks.


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Knives Out

Wife was dying to see this one, and we held off because I was convinced it'd be nominated for an Academy Award and we'd see it at the local theatre's Oscar festival we go to every year. Alas, it wasn't, so we went to go see it last night.

Rian Johnson is a gift. Much as I actually did NOT love The Last Jedi, it still had a lot of stuff I found enjoyable. Even that film showed signs of being ambitious and well-crafted. This one is Johnson unencumbered by a multibillion dollar franchise, where he creates something from whole cloth, and that's where he's at his best. A nice whodunnit with at least a couple fun twists, and great performances throughout. The actors genuinely look like they're all enjoying themselves, especially Chris Evans playing the complete and total antithesis to the Captain America he embodied for the last decade.

I highly recommend this one. Four pucks.


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Parasite was very good.....I also enjoyed Old Boy and Along With The Gods.....Go Korea!

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