Penner injures back eating pancakes

[Pokecheque]

http://blogs.edmontonjournal.com/2012/0 ... -pancakes/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Captain Chaos]

How much damn maple syrup does the dude use?

[scratchham]

Penner is hilarious. Whether this is him joking or the truth, it still stands.

[Pokecheque]

[Hounsy]

that guy makes way too much cash to not be using real maple syrup. just saying.

[the Cunning Linguist]

that guy makes way too much cash to not be using real maple syrup. just saying.

That may be true but Aunt Jemima is just funnier.

[E.L.]

that guy makes way too much cash to not be using real maple syrup. just saying.

That may be true but Aunt Jemima is just funnier.

I think Mike Richards was disappointed it wasn't Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor:

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[scratchham]

https://www.formstack.com/forms/?1163211-ElUmjrTanw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Eat pancakes with Penner for charity!

If this is real, Dustin Penner is my new favourite hockey player. He's always been funny, but this is a new level.

[the Cunning Linguist]

Thats's awesome; talk about turning a negative into a positive. Good for Penner.

[scratchham]

Thats's awesome; talk about turning a negative into a positive. Good for Penner.

I'm still not convinced he wasn't just having fun with the media in explaining how his spasms started. He's the kind of guy that would deliberately feed the "Penner is fat" jokes.

[Bosc]

https://www.formstack.com/forms/?1163211-ElUmjrTanw

Eat pancakes with Penner for charity!

Done.

Sincerely, Kyle Wellwood

[Pokecheque]

https://www.formstack.com/forms/?1163211-ElUmjrTanw

Eat pancakes with Penner for charity!

Done.

Sincerely, Kyle Wellwood

And Keith Tkachuk

[Chris18]

https://www.formstack.com/forms/?1163211-ElUmjrTanw

Eat pancakes with Penner for charity!

Done.

Sincerely, Kyle Wellwood

And Keith Tkachuk

I decline. I'm going for waffles with 2 scoops of ice cream, strawberries, whipped cream, a pig worth of sausages & bacon & a milk shake.

Sincerely,
Dustin Byfuglien

PS- and some booze for the boat ride home.

[Pokecheque]

He's the kind of guy that would deliberately feed the "Penner is fat" jokes.

[Pokecheque]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/h ... le2336486/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Seriously...I've made a complete 180 on this guy. He'd be worth the entertainment value if the Avs picked him up.

Of course they might need a forklift to do so...

[scratchham]

https://twitter.com/#!/Dustinpenner25/s ... 2099899392" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Yep, Dustin Penner is on Twitter. He posts a classic Chapelle reference on his first day and lists IHOP as his homepage.

Penner rules.

[Pokecheque]

Awesome. More pancakes in LA for another year!

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=399691" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Pokecheque]

Uh-oh...Matt Greene injures his back and is likely out for the year. No word on whether pancakes were involved.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... --nhl.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;