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With a combination of Toskala and Gustavsson I don't think I'd be laughing too mightily at Michael Leighton.

Butch would do better. He could even get his laptop and show highlights....

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The latest from Bushkorn: He wasn't too worked up about losing to the Caps. I was disappointed by his lack of rage.

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"...On 70s night! That's not groovy at all!"

I look forward to his posting after the Vancouver game.

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The Bushkorn weighs in on the 5-3 defeat at home against Vancouver as well as the recent trades for Phaneuf & Jiggy. Hey, he guarantees that the Leafs will now make the playoffs...


Two pucks. He's not nearly angry enough. It's clear he took his Lithium just prior to this...

Curse you lithium.. Not a single fleck of spittle...

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I do like the fact that he hit something!

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Thanks Chuck, E.L. and Harmy!

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I just saw this guy for the first time the other day -- is it sincere or a parody?

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This guy doesn't seem intelligent enough for satire.

But he honestly seems to be kidding when he says stuff like "The playoff march was stalled once again for the fourth time in a row as the Toronto Maple Leafs, the upcoming 2010 Stanley Cup champions..."

Plus he has an opening sequence, which I don't see a total moron having.

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But then, you have this in his comments for the Nucks game video:




It's probably sincere but also an unintentional parody. A parody of himself?

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His cadence is mesmerizing. It's like he's stuttering without stuttering. He doesn't flub his words much, but it sounds like he's constantly struggling.

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I agree. For me its like watching a slow motion car accident that never comes...I can't pull my eyes off it and I have to watch.

The guy can't be that inept even though he'd like you to think otherwise....he put music and overlay video to his post. I don't even think I know how to do that.....but that's not saying much.

I hope he keeps it up. I think at some point its bound to pay off for him.

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The thing I like most about this guy is his name. Keeping it real after how long... he probably had that handle when he first logged onto a chatroom back in 1996/97. I wonder if he was pro or anti-Marilyn Manson. You never know. I mean, he loved both Bush AND Korn.

It's actually the name that makes me think this is a guy that is doing this as parody. I mean, come on. Bushkorn? Too bad he didn't have the capital R backwards and an X in there (since I assume he's Canadian).

It's either parody or an awkward 14 year old who never grew up. Either way it's hilarious.

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Injustice? Cobain died and Eddy Fucking Vedder lived to haunt us with his shitty fucking voice, trite lyrics and his Eddy Vedderness.



- Ancient Chinese Proverb

It's not so much a parody as it is your typical Leaf fan: it's a mix of self-deprecation, masochism, hopefulness, irrationality, drunken tactlessness, sincerity and delusion.

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I saw that too, but it was one of the things that made me say this must be a parody. It's exactly the type of thing Butch writes in here tongue in cheek.

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This thread sure is popular with the non-Leaf fans.

Your all a bunch of flies on poop!