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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:37 am 
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This is either hilarious, really scary, or both:

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Canadian officials continue to investigate what they called an "unbelievable case of concealment" after an Asian man in his early 20s successfully boarded a Vancouver-bound flight in Hong Kong disguised as an elderly Caucasian man.

The incident happened on Oct. 29, on Air Canada flight AC018, according to CNN, which obtained a confidential intelligence alert from the Canada Border Services Agency dated Nov. 1.

"The passenger in question was observed at the beginning of the flight to be an elderly Caucasian male who appeared to have young-looking hands," the alert stated. "During the flight the subject attended the washroom and emerged an Asian male that appeared to be in his early 20s."
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The man originally claimed to have only one piece of luggage, but the border officers found two more. One bag contained personal clothing, a second contained a pair of gloves and a third contained a "disguise kit" including a silicone-type head and neck mask of an elderly Caucasian male, a brown leather cap, glasses and a thin brown cardigan.

The alert said the man donned the disguise for border officers, even mimicking the movements of an elderly person, and admitted he boarded the flight with the disguise on and removed it several hours later.

The alert said it is believed the man swapped boarding passes with a U.S. citizen passenger who was born in 1955, but it is unclear why he did so.
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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:25 am 
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Saw this on CNN - just awesome. So Mission Impossible, its great...


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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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there has to be a TCL or Av joke in there somewhere...


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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:12 am 
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That must be some realistic mask irl.

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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Not sure whether to put this in Youtube or Odd. It's another strangely Japanese event but the technology is amazing.

http://hotair.com/archives/2010/11/11/video-japanese-holograms-now-giving-pop-concerts-or-something/

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-11768231

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:12 am 
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Van Damme to return to the kickboxing ring at age 50.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30v6vbp3cFc&feature

I imagine Vegas will put the odds pretty high in favour of Van Damme... getting killed dead in under 3 rounds. What the hell is the old fool thinking? :o


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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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Van Damme to return to the kickboxing ring at age 50.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30v6vbp3cFc&feature

I imagine Vegas will put the odds pretty high in favour of Van Damme... getting killed dead in under 3 rounds. What the hell is the old fool thinking? :o


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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/01 ... =obinsite#


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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:36 am 
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Ahem...:shock:

I think I just heard farang's throat explode...


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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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Friendly fire? Gotta give credit for his cool, I would have turned around and booted him in the nuts.

http://www.break.com/index/soldier-gets-his-cap-peeled-at-military-exhibition-2010003

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110321/music_nm/us_sammyhagar_aliens

Sammy Hagar...

abducted....

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Aliens! :wth:

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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Ahem...:shock:

I think I just heard farang's throat explode...

Just saw this. Time to tell teenagers that even though oral is awesome, they best stick to good ole fashioned handjobs and fingerbanging for the casual fun.

That being said, it's good that we're doing less dangerous stuff to have fun all the time. HPV caused throat cancer is not nearly as lethal as tobacco caused throat cancer, so that's a good start, right? 8-)

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2011/04/13/man-engulfed-in-flames-at-san-francisco-porn-shop/

That must be some good porn.

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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In fairness to Rick.

It was a '63 Stingray.

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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Typical male...refuses to ask for directions.

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/artic ... ew-zealand

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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WTF? :eek: Really?????

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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Proving that Japanese have always been a little different.

FART WARS!!!

http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/07/12/antique-chronicles-of-japanese-erm-fart-competitions/

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
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After neighborhood watch patrolman George Zimmerman was acquitted of all charges in a case where he admitted to shooting and killing unarmed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, a frustrated U.S. populace said that maybe the only thing left for black teenagers to do is hope and pray for the best.

In addition, the citizenry said that it’s basically gotten to the point where African-American teens need to avoid walking alone, hanging out in groups, or even minding their own business, especially if they are planning to do any of those things in public.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-throws-hands-up-tells-black-teenagers-to-do,33125/

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 Post subject: Re: News of the Odd
PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:44 am 
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Mystery solved.

http://jalopnik.com/intern-fired-after- ... -800932105


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