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PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 5:40 pm 
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Our oldest daughter married her fiancé on Saturday, March 27 in Spokane WA. We weren't able to attend because of course, border Covid restrictions. We haven't seen her in person since Dec. 31, 2019. They are planning a family sooner rather than later because she will be 37 years old in July. Which means my grandchild(ren) will be American.


Congratulations. That said, it is a real shame that you couldn't be there in person. I hope they Skyped or Zoomed the event.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:23 am 
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drl perfect III wrote:
Our oldest daughter married her fiancé on Saturday, March 27 in Spokane WA. We weren't able to attend because of course, border Covid restrictions. We haven't seen her in person since Dec. 31, 2019. They are planning a family sooner rather than later because she will be 37 years old in July. Which means my grandchild(ren) will be American.


I'm sorry that you couldn't be there, good Dr. Hopefully soon...

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Thanks to all of you. This is the second daughter married with number 2 daughter doing the deed in October of 2019. And yes Kyle, we did our OTP Vancouver meet n greet in 2004 when she was 20 years old. Now they are all 36, 31 and 26 with the oldest and youngest having birthdays upcoming this summer.
BTW a late congratulations to Skip and Mrs Skip for joining the Permanent Vacation club.
Just had my first AZ vaccination Thursday. Next one in 4 months, then hopefully we can cross over the 49th.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:10 pm 
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Walking along a road in a very expensive suburban town today and one of the guys in our group starts yelling and jumps to the side. I thought there was roadkill or a bee hive. 7 empty tubes of KY and a whole pile of panties. All kinds. And no, I didn't verify the tubes were empty; another guy did with a twig. Ewwwww.

The shit you see on the sides of roads...

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:27 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:22 am 
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Hello, my name is tCL and I have a problem with these:
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The cure to it is to sing "gummyyyyyy shark do-do, do-do do-do..." You'll annoy yourself out of eating them.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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I've been destroying 1kg bags of wine gums lately.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Yeah, i'll buy a 1lb. Tub at Walmart and can eat the entire tub in during the course of a workday... Made the mistake of reading the dietary summary... 7 sharks is 1/4 of my daily sugar cap...


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Is this candy addicts anonymous? If so, I'd like to confess my addiction to Jolly Rancher Misfit sours. Gonna have to hit the gym when they reopen...

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:44 am 
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Is this candy addicts anonymous? If so, I'd like to confess my addiction to Jolly Rancher Misfit sours. Gonna have to hit the gym when they reopen...


Peanut butter M&Ms for me. I think they have heroine in them because they're pretty good, but I find a bag in my hand without knowing I bought them. Then I wonder wtf I went into the gas station store for, when I paid at the pump. Weird brainwashing shit.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:05 pm 
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E.L. wrote:
Is this candy addicts anonymous? If so, I'd like to confess my addiction to Jolly Rancher Misfit sours. Gonna have to hit the gym when they reopen...


Peanut butter M&Ms for me. I think they have heroine in them because they're pretty good, but I find a bag in my hand without knowing I bought them. Then I wonder wtf I went into the gas station store for, when I paid at the pump. Weird brainwashing shit.

I had a problem with Peanut M&Ms... I'd go through a 2lb. bag in one or two afternoons...

So to kick that habit, I went to Red Twizzlers... Again, a 2lb. "Family Size" bag over the course of two or three afternoons...

So I've successfully weaned myself off those with Gummy Sharks... I've put on probably 5lbs these last six months. I blame COVID.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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the Cunning Linguist wrote:
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E.L. wrote:
Is this candy addicts anonymous? If so, I'd like to confess my addiction to Jolly Rancher Misfit sours. Gonna have to hit the gym when they reopen...


Peanut butter M&Ms for me. I think they have heroine in them because they're pretty good, but I find a bag in my hand without knowing I bought them. Then I wonder wtf I went into the gas station store for, when I paid at the pump. Weird brainwashing shit.

I had a problem with Peanut M&Ms... I'd go through a 2lb. bag in one or two afternoons...

So to kick that habit, I went to Red Twizzlers... Again, a 2lb. "Family Size" bag over the course of two or three afternoons...

So I've successfully weaned myself off those with Gummy Sharks... I've put on probably 5lbs these last six months. I blame COVID.


Yeah, I had lost like 20 lbs prior to covid. They found me.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Cherry Coke in cans is back! Had to actually go to the store for a couple of things and they had 12-packs! None of this $2.25 for a single 591mL bottle bullshit.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2021 2:08 pm 
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Mechanics suck dog balls. Been through like 5 in the past few years. Got Miss18.1's car inspected recently and it passed. Barely driven at all since then, I went to check the rims because the tires are making a sound like there's a bent rim. Turns out the alignment must be totally fucked because the tires are balder than me on the insides, which is what's making the noise. I called the guy to ask how it passed inspection like that and he said "you said it's your daughter's car. I was doing you a favor and saving you money." I said "dude, I mentioned it's my kid's car because I want to make sure it's SAFE, not cheap." "Oh, well that's where you and I differ." Yeah, that and him being a total dick.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2021 6:38 pm 
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Chris18 wrote:
Mechanics suck dog balls. Been through like 5 in the past few years. Got Miss18.1's car inspected recently and it passed. Barely driven at all since then, I went to check the rims because the tires are making a sound like there's a bent rim. Turns out the alignment must be totally fucked because the tires are balder than me on the insides, which is what's making the noise. I called the guy to ask how it passed inspection like that and he said "you said it's your daughter's car. I was doing you a favor and saving you money." I said "dude, I mentioned it's my kid's car because I want to make sure it's SAFE, not cheap." "Oh, well that's where you and I differ." Yeah, that and him being a total dick.


Fucking hell. I changed over 2 neighbour's tires on Sunday and even that just makes me a little bit nervous because they're driving their kids.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Freshly caught Alaskan Halibut on the way! Stocked up the Fridge with some Dos Equis Amber....can't wait to bread the halibut and throw it on some rice with a brown beer. Doesn't get any better than that!

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2021 11:45 am 
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Mechanics suck dog balls. Been through like 5 in the past few years. Got Miss18.1's car inspected recently and it passed. Barely driven at all since then, I went to check the rims because the tires are making a sound like there's a bent rim. Turns out the alignment must be totally fucked because the tires are balder than me on the insides, which is what's making the noise. I called the guy to ask how it passed inspection like that and he said "you said it's your daughter's car. I was doing you a favor and saving you money." I said "dude, I mentioned it's my kid's car because I want to make sure it's SAFE, not cheap." "Oh, well that's where you and I differ." Yeah, that and him being a total dick.


Fucking hell. I changed over 2 neighbour's tires on Sunday and even that just makes me a little bit nervous because they're driving their kids.


Turned out to be worse than an alignment and tires- the front struts were shot, which is why the tires wore so unevenly on the insides. And the mechanic had JUST replaced the rear shocks. You'd think he'd look at the front end... So this all cost me like $1900. It was time though. The car has 159k miles and none of that was ever done. No wonder it rode with all the shock damping of a skateboard with tight trucks.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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My wife insisted I eat all my broccoli. She is going to PAY for that! :twisted:
Be glad you are not in this house. The dogs keep going to the door to go out...

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I have indoor dinner reservations for Friday night. I'm planning my first group therapy sessions in over a year. I'm starting to teach classes for humans in person again. I am so fucking stoked about this. And next week? I get my second jab.


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