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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:54 pm 
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Last night I made chocolate chip cookies by myself for the first time. Seeing as I made them I figured I could help myself to as many as I wanted.
I woke up this morning feeling like garbage. I couldn't understand why. I knew I ate too many cookies, but I only had six. Why I feel like turd?
Then I remembered making the cookies,
Mix?-check
Egg?-check
Water?-check
3 tablespoons of butter?-fuck it make it 5

A for effort. F for good thinking robin


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:04 pm 
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Well they must've been plenty gooey at least.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:48 am 
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farang wrote:
Last night I made chocolate chip cookies by myself for the first time. Seeing as I made them I figured I could help myself to as many as I wanted.
I woke up this morning feeling like garbage. I couldn't understand why. I knew I ate too many cookies, but I only had six. Why I feel like turd?
Then I remembered making the cookies,
Mix?-check
Egg?-check
Water?-check
3 tablespoons of butter?-fuck it make it 5

A for effort. F for good thinking robin


On the bright side, they'll probably slide right outta you any minute.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:28 pm 
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You might want to get checked out by a doctor, Robin. You might have Diabetes or some such related malady. Five cookies, no matter how much lard, should not make you feel ill.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:30 pm 
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Anniversary today, been married 39 years. :o


Congrats, Sir!

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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drl perfect III wrote:
Anniversary today, been married 39 years. :o


Congratulations.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:01 am 
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So apparently you're not supposed to stare at the eclipse... Who knew???
:roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:12 pm 
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I noticed Photobucket is trying to move to a pay site and made the switch without really telling anyone. I mean, you can still upload your photos but if you actually want to share them...it's gonna cost ya.

Fuck 'em.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:35 am 
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A microburst touched down in my neighbourhood of NDG in Montreal yesterday. Basically a 10-minute long mini-tornado. 100 year old trees were ripped from the ground. Branches went flying everywhere. No one died, but cars were crushed and parks destroyed. My street was spared, but the destruction on nearby streets is quite something.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/ ... -1.4258360

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:50 am 
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E.L. wrote:
A microburst touched down in my neighbourhood of NDG in Montreal yesterday. Basically a 10-minute long mini-tornado. 100 year old trees were ripped from the ground. Branches went flying everywhere. No one died, but cars were crushed and parks destroyed. My street was spared, but the destruction on nearby streets is quite something.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/ ... -1.4258360


Damn. That sucks.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:14 pm 
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Chris18 wrote:
E.L. wrote:
A microburst touched down in my neighbourhood of NDG in Montreal yesterday. Basically a 10-minute long mini-tornado. 100 year old trees were ripped from the ground. Branches went flying everywhere. No one died, but cars were crushed and parks destroyed. My street was spared, but the destruction on nearby streets is quite something.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/ ... -1.4258360


Damn. That sucks.


Oh man, brutal :( Glad your street was spared and nobody died.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Joined a golf league this year with some buddies, 9 holes every Thursday night and enjoyed it more than I thought. I am the model of inconsistency managing to win both the low score(best) and the honest score(worst) prizes this season.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 3:28 pm 
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I'll be damned. Just got a Snapchat message from old OTPer Patrik (Greenberg), he and our old pal Cali met up for drinks in Sweden! :D


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Pokecheque wrote:
I'll be damned. Just got a Snapchat message from old OTPer Patrik (Greenberg), he and our old pal Cali met up for drinks in Sweden! :D
Wow blast from past!


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Logical Progression wrote:
Pokecheque wrote:
I'll be damned. Just got a Snapchat message from old OTPer Patrik (Greenberg), he and our old pal Cali met up for drinks in Sweden! :D
Wow blast from past!


Wow.

Now if only we could hear from Holger :(

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:59 pm 
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There's a place in Toronto called Chris Jerk. They make jerk shawarma. It is the best of both worlds. So delicious.

Superstore also had cases of Cherry and Vanilla Coke, which I also have now. Yum.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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What are these.

http://www.thebay.com/webapp/wcs/stores ... 361979--24

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:42 pm 
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Bosc wrote:


Pants made from leftover pieces of fabric.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Bosc wrote:


Pants made from leftover pieces of fabric.

Frankenpants.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:47 am 
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I don't get it, why is J21 all bent outta shape over the Toronto FC Cup win? I get he's a BC (Go Whitecaps!) boy through and through but c'mon.


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