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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 5:34 pm 
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Your 2021 Montreal Canadiens:

Forwards:
Josh Anderson
Joel Armia
Paul Byron
Phillip Danault
Jonathan Drouin
Jake Evans
Brendan Gallagher
Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Artturi Lehkonen
Nick Suzuki
Tomas Tatar
Tyler Toffoli

Defence:
Ben Chiarot
Joel Edmundson
Brett Kulak
Victor Mete
Jeff Petry
Alexander Romanov
Shea Weber

Goal:
Carey Price and Jake Allen

Taxi:

Michael Frolik
Corey Perry
Ryan Poehling
Cale Fleury
Charlie Lindgren

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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:47 pm 
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E.L. wrote:
Your 2021 Montreal Canadiens:

Forwards:
Josh Anderson
Joel Armia
Paul Byron
Phillip Danault
Jonathan Drouin
Jake Evans
Brendan Gallagher
Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Artturi Lehkonen
Nick Suzuki
Tomas Tatar
Tyler Toffoli

Defence:
Ben Chiarot
Joel Edmundson
Brett Kulak
Victor Mete
Jeff Petry
Alexander Romanov
Shea Weber

Goal:
Carey Price and Jake Allen

Taxi:

Michael Frolik
Corey Perry
Ryan Poehling
Cale Fleury
Charlie Lindgren
Looking good. Cue the SCF folks....


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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:37 pm 
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Well then, Anderson really could not have had a better debut for Montreal.

Still some kinks to work out, but they look like a really good team.


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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:14 pm 
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Pokecheque wrote:
Well then, Anderson really could not have had a better debut for Montreal.

Still some kinks to work out, but they look like a really good team.


The talent is off the charts: Suzuki, Kotkaniemi, Anderson, Toffoli really add a new dimension to this team.

The defence is a work in progress: Chiarot and Edmundson will need time to get up to speed. Kulak is gonna Kulak. Romanov was electric, though. He might be their top pairing guy by March.

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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:10 pm 
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Romanov has a great nickname.

Stretch Marks!


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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:41 pm 
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In the year where every square inch of the NHL is for sale, Manscaped has been named the official below the belt grooming partner of the Montreal Canadiens. Wish I was joking.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:43 pm 
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Manscaped Stretch Marks!

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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:11 pm 
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If the Habs play more games like the one they did against Edmonton on Saturday, they'll be a force to reckon with in the Beau's All Natural North Division.

The Habs defence is scary big. Edmundson and Chiarot shook off their rough openers and hit everything in sight.

Drouin keeps feeding Anderson perfect, crisp cross ice passes. Like a work of art.

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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 1:31 am 
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Oilers got thoroughly dominated for two straight games. There isn't a weak link on the Habs right now: even Evans and Romanov have hit the ground running.

The centre corps is unreal: Danault is a possession monster, Suzuki is breaking ankles with his puckhandling and Kotkaniemi is a physical beast. Oh, and Evans is scoring on the PK. Poehling is going to have to claw his way back into the lineup.

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