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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 4:45 pm 
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Seems a bit of a waste to have someone as talented as Mete sitting in the press box.

Up front that team looks pretty solid. On the back end...still lacking a real impact guy. I feel like Edmundson was really unnecessary but I guess Bergevin had his sights set on the guy.


He's doing his coach a solid by giving him the defence he wants: size first with decent mobility and first pass out types. CJ doesn't believe in defencemen carrying the puck and will seemingly die on that hill. Which is where Mete comes in, unfortunately: carrying the puck through the neutral zone is far and away his best talent, but he doesn't create enough offence off the rush and has trouble in his own end. I feel on another team he could be the poor man's Samuel Girard, but here he's just a guy the coach doesn't trust.

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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:41 am 
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The Habs lost director and chief of amateur scouting Shane Churla to Bill Zito's new staff in Florida. A little surprised by this.

Not my favourite, felt his picks from the WHL were low on upside. But it's a big name to leave.

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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 2:10 pm 
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Kotkaniemi's tour in Finland is over: Assat Pori sent him back to Montreal. The reason is supposedly if the NHL wants to play in January, Kk needed to leave now in order to quarantine and be ready for camp.

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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 2:40 pm 
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I would like to call shenanigans on this thread. You can't have an OTP famous thread called "Fuck this Team" and then start another called "This fucking team...". Merge these motherfuckers! It's only right.

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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 5:50 pm 
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Chris18 wrote:
I would like to call shenanigans on this thread. You can't have an OTP famous thread called "Fuck this Team" and then start another called "This fucking team...". Merge these motherfuckers! It's only right.


Don't listen to the Fishsticks lover--he's foggy on the versatility of the word "fuck."


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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 6:07 pm 
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Chris18 wrote:
I would like to call shenanigans on this thread. You can't have an OTP famous thread called "Fuck this Team" and then start another called "This fucking team...". Merge these motherfuckers! It's only right.


The switch was meant to convey our newfound cautious optimism in the team's direction!

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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 6:38 pm 
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Pokecheque wrote:
Chris18 wrote:
I would like to call shenanigans on this thread. You can't have an OTP famous thread called "Fuck this Team" and then start another called "This fucking team...". Merge these motherfuckers! It's only right.


Don't listen to the Fishsticks lover--he's foggy on the versatility of the word "fuck."


Fuck you motherfucker! I work in the word fuck like other artists work in clay or paints. My posts are pretty tame but my language in person is a lot more colorful.

And here's an idea, why don't you fry a fishstick and then shove it up your ass while it's nice and fucking hot! Then later on, you can shove a frozen one up there to cool the area.

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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:29 pm 
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Chris18 wrote:
Fuck you motherfucker! I work in the word fuck like other artists work in clay or paints. My posts are pretty tame but my language in person is a lot more colorful.

And here's an idea, why don't you fry a fishstick and then shove it up your ass while it's nice and fucking hot! Then later on, you can shove a frozen one up there to cool the area.


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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
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Chris18 wrote:
And here's an idea, why don't you fry a fishstick and then shove it up your ass while it's nice and fucking hot! Then later on, you can shove a frozen one up there to cool the area.



I will do this the next time I jerk off.

Pics?


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 Post subject: Re: This fucking team...
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Stinky wrote:
Chris18 wrote:
And here's an idea, why don't you fry a fishstick and then shove it up your ass while it's nice and fucking hot! Then later on, you can shove a frozen one up there to cool the area.



I will do this the next time I jerk off.

Pics?


Do you schedule that?

I'd prefer video of your facial expression during it. No actual HC action.

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