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 Post subject: HEY!
PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:55 pm 
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2003-04 Goalie Profiles Coming Soon!

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http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=275773

Look guys, I'm over here! Don't have some temp making personnel decisions before I'm on board. If I want to sign this 6'8" gigontaur that I've never seen play, then I will. But if not, Craig, then it's a waste of your $550,000. I can save some of that money by firing this temp that wants to do my job before I get there. But seriously... I'm over here!

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 Post subject: Re: HEY!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:05 pm 
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Damn!!!

http://hockeyjobs.nhl.com/teamwork/r.cfm?i=24925

I would so take this job if I could. :x


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 Post subject: Re: HEY!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:17 pm 
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Looks like Rocky needs some Western help:

http://hockeyjobs.nhl.com/teamwork/jobs ... =218#24904

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Qualifications:

Documented experience in scouting or other talent evaluation roles in game of hockey—professional (i.e. NHL, AHL, Junior, etc.) experience preferred - Should really finish those goaltending profiles just to submit with resume
Proven ability to interact with a diverse group of co-workers, as well as amateur and professional players - Hey Beach, you suck!
General expertise in game of hockey - Pretty much a foregone conclusion
Ability to travel extensively - Own a beat up Corolla with nearly 230,000 km on it
Ability to work nights, weekends, and possibly holidays as dictated by game and event schedule - Does this mean I get to sleep in?

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 Post subject: Re: HEY!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:22 pm 
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And a job for Chris18 with the Panthers!

http://hockeyjobs.nhl.com/teamwork/jobs ... =219#24602

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Sales & Marketing: Mascot

Mini Mascot - Florida Panthers (Sunrise, FL)
Position Summary: The Florida Panthers Hockey Club is currently seeking a suitable performer for our mascot, Mini Stanley. Mini Stanley was introduced during the beginning of the 2007-2008 hockey season and has become an instant hit with our fans. We are looking to fill the role immediately with a candidate from the South Florida area. All applicants should be no taller than 4’6” in height to fit the mascot costume.

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 Post subject: Re: HEY!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:38 pm 
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saskhab wrote:
And a job for Chris18 with the Panthers!

http://hockeyjobs.nhl.com/teamwork/jobs ... =219#24602

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Sales & Marketing: Mascot

Mini Mascot - Florida Panthers (Sunrise, FL)
Position Summary: The Florida Panthers Hockey Club is currently seeking a suitable performer for our mascot, Mini Stanley. Mini Stanley was introduced during the beginning of the 2007-2008 hockey season and has become an instant hit with our fans. We are looking to fill the role immediately with a candidate from the South Florida area. All applicants should be no taller than 4’6” in height to fit the mascot costume.

So he'll be the one in lifts? Reminds me of that Seinfeld ep...


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