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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:37 pm 
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http://blogs.edmontonjournal.com/2012/0 ... -pancakes/


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:46 pm 
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How much damn maple syrup does the dude use? :wth:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:51 pm 
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Penner is hilarious. Whether this is him joking or the truth, it still stands.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:49 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:53 pm 
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that guy makes way too much cash to not be using real maple syrup. just saying.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:46 pm 
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Hounsy wrote:
that guy makes way too much cash to not be using real maple syrup. just saying.

That may be true but Aunt Jemima is just funnier.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:03 pm 
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the Cunning Linguist wrote:
Hounsy wrote:
that guy makes way too much cash to not be using real maple syrup. just saying.

That may be true but Aunt Jemima is just funnier.


I think Mike Richards was disappointed it wasn't Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor:


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:17 am 
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Eat pancakes with Penner for charity!

If this is real, Dustin Penner is my new favourite hockey player. He's always been funny, but this is a new level.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:10 pm 
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Thats's awesome; talk about turning a negative into a positive. Good for Penner.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:28 pm 
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the Cunning Linguist wrote:
Thats's awesome; talk about turning a negative into a positive. Good for Penner.

I'm still not convinced he wasn't just having fun with the media in explaining how his spasms started. He's the kind of guy that would deliberately feed the "Penner is fat" jokes.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:09 pm 
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saskhab wrote:
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Eat pancakes with Penner for charity!



Done.

Sincerely, Kyle Wellwood

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:48 pm 
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Bosc wrote:
saskhab wrote:
https://www.formstack.com/forms/?1163211-ElUmjrTanw

Eat pancakes with Penner for charity!



Done.

Sincerely, Kyle Wellwood


And Keith Tkachuk


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:15 am 
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Av-merican wrote:
Bosc wrote:
saskhab wrote:
https://www.formstack.com/forms/?1163211-ElUmjrTanw

Eat pancakes with Penner for charity!



Done.

Sincerely, Kyle Wellwood


And Keith Tkachuk


I decline. I'm going for waffles with 2 scoops of ice cream, strawberries, whipped cream, a pig worth of sausages & bacon & a milk shake.

Sincerely,
Dustin Byfuglien

PS- and some booze for the boat ride home.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:28 pm 
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saskhab wrote:
He's the kind of guy that would deliberately feed the "Penner is fat" jokes.


:rimshot:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:58 pm 
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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/h ... le2336486/

Seriously...I've made a complete 180 on this guy. He'd be worth the entertainment value if the Avs picked him up.

Of course they might need a forklift to do so... :rimcrash:


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:26 pm 
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https://twitter.com/#!/Dustinpenner25/s ... 2099899392

Yep, Dustin Penner is on Twitter. He posts a classic Chapelle reference on his first day and lists IHOP as his homepage.

Penner rules.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:32 pm 
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Awesome. More pancakes in LA for another year!

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=399691


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:05 pm 
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Uh-oh...Matt Greene injures his back and is likely out for the year. No word on whether pancakes were involved.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... --nhl.html


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