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 Post subject: No Jack NO!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:42 pm 
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So I watch a lot of NESN broadcasts and sometimes well ok most times Jack Edwards is way over the top. So I hereby start a thread of things Jack might not want to say again.

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 Post subject: Re: No Jack NO!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:43 pm 
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Spooner can't get the reach around...heard tonight against the Flames.

There is too much contact..........heard tonight against the Flames.

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 Post subject: Re: No Jack NO!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:11 pm 
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This is gonna be a long thread.


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 Post subject: Re: No Jack NO!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:52 pm 
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:lol: Coworker of mine hates the Bruins but watches their games to hear what an idiot Edwards is.

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 Post subject: Re: No Jack NO!
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I thought he was retiring. Disappointing.

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 Post subject: Re: No Jack NO!
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I've often thought of making a compilation video/audio of Jack's greatest phallic-subconscious tics
Alas, I've not the resources nor the technical skill to do it ...
as Av said, it would be quite long

we already have :

Juicy Rebound!
Shafts it in!
Spoons it out!
Fists it in!
Gives him the reach-around!
Now, that's one big strong man!

There are so many more ... they will come back to me, like suppressed memories


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 Post subject: Re: No Jack NO!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:34 pm 
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"down goes Jones, how's this for irony, the crowd wants a call for a hit from behind, muha, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"Benoit Poulot, one of the greatest disappointments in NHL history"





damn, I wish he called the Nucks games.

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 Post subject: Re: No Jack NO!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:10 pm 
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Pee hair McGuire is pretty bad for this sort of thing too...


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 Post subject: Re: No Jack NO!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:32 am 
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Fogghorn wrote:
"down goes Jones, how's this for irony, the crowd wants a call for a hit from behind, muha, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"Benoit Poulot, one of the greatest disappointments in NHL history"





damn, I wish he called the Nucks games.


I can see how people hate. Yeah he's ridiculous and far too over the top (the morose commentating during the Orpik incident followed by backpedaling). He's a homer that has a job that he loves. F'n a what's wrong with that? Plus he's on NESN. Not like Pierre being force fed to all of us. I actually choose to watch this. Beats the hell out of Flames broadcasts.

That video is classic with his Montreal tear down! It really only shows the Bruins winning though. Some of his best work comes when crappy shit happens. But he's always in rare form for Montreal.

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 Post subject: Re: No Jack NO!
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Last night....beware there is a fight clip so some of you may want to look away. NSFP


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 Post subject: Re: No Jack NO!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:28 pm 
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what's hilarious is right after he did that I was wondering, is he yelling right in Brickley's ear or what?

Think maybe Jack had some Jack in his Pepsi last night?


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