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And just like that Jonathan Quick goes from being mad as hell on Columbus to Vegas. John Gilles lands in Columbus.....geez I remember when that guy was the next thing in Calgary.

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Two teams.

The combined talents of all the disgruntled players who forced their way out of Columbus (Jeff Carter, Jonathan Quick, Seth Jones, Pierre-Luc Dubois, etc.)

VERSUS

The dead cap hits of all the players Arizona has traded for in order to stay above the cap floor (Shea Weber, Chris Pronger, Jakub Voracek, etc.)

Who wins!?

Ok I am done with both Sportsnet and TSN today. Nothing going on that already hasn't gone on that needs a whole of day of reporting. Can't handle anymore nut punting of the Flames and Jacob Markstrom (I'd rather watch my robovac at this point). I'll check back in after 3pm EST.

Especially after Duthie was being a knob when Boudreau was trying to tell a story about his belt in Vancouver and how JT and Horvat presented it to him when he was leaving. I get it these guys (and some gals) are trying to spice up NOTHING so it isn't the easiest task.

Would have liked to see other things though....like surprises of the year and interviews with up and comers. Maybe even a phone a fan segment. Or a fake twitter firestorm. They do try to inject some humour but they need an NHL tournament or something, maybe a fantasy segment! These guys knew it was going to be fairly quiet so whoever produces this could use some fresh ideas and not so many talking heads.

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I figured today would be dead as hell after the chaos we've witnessed the last few weeks.

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Red Wings win the DeBrincat trade race. Add 4 year contract. Fuckers.

Isles are supposedly talking to the Leafs about Nylander. I can’t see how that works unless it’s a three way (and who doesn’t like a good three way?). Isles and leafs both have cap issues. Need to find a mule. Just realized this now implies a three way with a mule.

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