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I know, we did it before. But it's lost.
So, you know you're a hockey fan when....
... you don't get annoyed at seeing a red light, but jump up & high five whoever is sitting next to you.
... you mow your lawn, pretending the tractor is a zamboni.
...you don't put your kids in Timeout, but assign 2 minute minors, 5 minute majors, game misconducts and suspensions.
...you know baseball sucks.
...you throw your hat anytime you see something done 3 times.
...this time of year makes you happy.
...you know Don Cherry isn't an alcohol-free kids drink.
...you can pronounce the names of Eastern Block players, even though you don't speak a word of their language and wonder why they don't have consonants.
Well- have at it.
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