Based on nothing in reality whatsoever, IF the 2020-2021 season were running as normal, what do you think would be happening?
My thoughts: Islander Josh Bailey would have 7 assists, and fans would complain that only 4 are primary assists. Torts would be in trouble for saying he's glad Josh Anderson is gone because he used too much TP after taking huge shits. Capital fans would already be saying Lundqvist needs to go. Toronto fans would be saying they want Dubas fired and Steve Dangle hired in his place. Ottawa would have another recorded trash talking incident, this one about Melnyk. He'd threated to "fire" players and the PA would laugh at him. Tony DeAngelo would have a new Twitter account and say that the Rangers didn't really lose the night before if you take away all the fake goals that the referee on the left gave to those communist Red Wings. The entire Avalanche team would be suspended for eating THC gummies that McKinnon got from the guys on Trailer Park Boys. "But they were greeeeeeeeeeeeeeasey!!!" Bettman would have announced the Coyotes are losing draft picks for signing him up for Grinder. Tom Wilson just ran someone from behind and has no clue why it was called a penalty.
Your thoughts?
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