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Bo Duke too.

He's been bringing the salami.


He’s good. Not sure why people are hard on him. He forechecks hard, hits guys, annoys the opposition and can score a few goals. I doubt Mailloux will ever make the Habs regret this move.

Texier has been the other success story in the playoffs. Dude ...

Pokecheque wrote: Mon May 11, 2026 2:38 pm Alex Newhook is making these playoffs his bitch right now. Never would've guessed that.

Newhook and Dach. Whipping boys made good. And they’re doing it the same way: driving the net with reckless abandon.

Habs kick the shit out of the Sabres again, 6-2 in Game 3. We’ll see if Buffalo has any fight left but they look cooked.

Flyers got lucky, shouldn’t have made the playoffs. But they have some nice pieces.

Gavin McKenna’s mom arrested for giving booze to minors. Enjoy your pick, Toronto.

Habs kicked the shit out of Buffalo in Game 2. 5-1, clock struck midnight for Lyon. Tage Thompson looks broken. I think they’re toast.

Habs outplayed Buffalo in Game 1 but took some bad penalties and that was that.

They looked a bit out of sorts, like they had to adapt their game to beat Tampa and now they’re trying to reset. If they win Friday they’re golden.

Wow I don’t know shit

Avs in 6
Canes in 4
Habs in 6
Knights in 5

The Toronto Maple Leafs are now run like a Canadian telecom…horribly

I wonder if Cooper decides to step away for a bit. He took a couple of massive losses this year.

Agree with the core not being what it was. Kuch’s mark on the series was taking a few bad penalties. Point disappeared. Hedman didn’t play and Vasilevskiy got outplayed by a rookie. Guentzel and Hagel ...

Stan Bowman burned this team to the ground in one year. Embarrassing franchise that pissed away McDavid’s career.

Pelley and Tie Domi are best buds. Domi and Sundin are best buds. Chayka and Max Domi are best buds. Not a meritocracy in Toronto. This is a disaster.

Tampa



Habs win by the skin of their teeth.
They’re ready for Buffalo, or just about any team. Maybe the greatest series I’ve ever seen. All but 5 minutes of the entire series was tied or a one-goal lead.

An insane series of hockey. All 7 games decided by a goal. Four in overtime. Habs got nine shots in Game 7 and won.

If the Habs don’t win tonight I will crawl in a hole and die.

Chayka

Stinky wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 2:25 pm Dach jersey sales picked up again apparently...

Also, loving your work with the Gazoo.

Seeing a lot of it on Apple news these days.

And the videos too on youboob

Thanks! What a whirlwind it's been. I look forward to being able to slow down soon and appreciate it all. For now it's go go go.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Best series of the playoffs.

One away from eliminating the Bolts. They can do it on home ice tomorrow.